i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE
did I ever tell you I used to read the welsh version of harry potter as a kid
"hogwarts’ fast train"
with such loveable characters as
and of course who could forget the four houses
and possibly the most dignified
Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.
I got stuck
Please, nothing to it.
Yes it got better finally
Let’s try this….
I feel dumb
so far so good…
And done! you know I thought there would be some kind of white girl change but this is very uneventful… I fell funny..
What…. is that jewelry??? AND A HEADBAND???
GUYS IT’S A TRAP
this post is dumb
she forgot to say “accessorize!”
I literally reblogged this last night when it was just at the “Pansy” part but oh my god. REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE PERFECTION. Can we make “The Men of Tumblr” an official fandom. Because I’m in this fandom whether you’re with me or not.
The Men of Tumblr fandom could be called Mandom
Men of Tumblr can we be friends
I love this omfg
if u have perfectly clear skin and u complain about one tiny little blemish i will personally beat u with a shovel
what if u could put ppl on vibrate like phones so instead of talking 2 u they would just shake
i still cant believe the easter bunny died for our sins
*GETS FURIOUSLY JEALOUS OVER LITTLE THINGS THAT DONT MATTER*
I don’t get how babies can cry at restaurants lol like nigga why you cryin there’s food around you rejoice
i dont understand how people can just get tattoos without even giving it a second thought i cant even find the commitment to stick a sticker somewhere
i really need a day between saturday and sunday